Perhaps the Best Aidanism Yet

So we still work on the bathroom thing. When Aidan has to poop and pee, he’ll usually stand first to pee and then sit for the poop.

If he doesn’t stand first, then he’ll sit down and ask Renee or me to tuck his penis so he can do both at the same time. We’re trying, obviously, to make sure he does the tucking, that we aren’t necessary in that process.

So, today, I’m in the bathroom with him. He goes standing up, then sits to poop and he discovers he hasn’t finished peeing yet because he says to me:

“Daddy, tuck it. Tuck it like an excavator digging a deep, deep hole.”

I mean, could I have made that up?

8 Comments on “Perhaps the Best Aidanism Yet”

  1. Sara says:

    Can I please request that on Monday you post what your search engine terms were for this post? Because, I got’a tell you… I am dying to know.

  2. JenBun says:




    That kid is HILARIOUS!!

  3. That is the BEST! Kids say the best!! He is so cute and well behaved! I hope he had fun on Friday!!

  4. Molly says:

    Hahahahahaha. Omg I love that kid.

  5. Pessimistic Redhead says:

    HAHA. Oh man. How do you not laugh at him when he says this stuff?

  6. Elizabeth says:

    HA!!! That’s hilarious.
    Kids are so funny…

  7. Anna says:

    I, too am wondering about the search terms. Hello, pervy Googlers!

    That is the BEST story. Love it.

  8. christine says:

    oh, that is fantastic. a true classic. glad you “wrote” it down!

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