So How Did You Get Here?

Loyal readers, it’s good to be back.

It’s even better to be back knowing that you were left in the capable hands of Clink, Michelle and Hallie while I was gone. I can’t thank them enough for stepping in and sharing some good stuff with you.

So, perhaps it was through one of the aforementioned that got you here to I Got Nothin. Or, perhaps you found me another way. Whatever it is, I’m glad you’re here. Really.

But, for this post, let’s take a look at how some other folks got here. These are actual search engine terms that led people to this blog:

Bobby, if you weren’t my son I’d hug you.
No idea what this could possibly even be. I think that’s why this search engine term thing is fun.

“So thirsty I could”
Could what? Tell me! I’m dying over here.

I want to sleep with my boss on business.
Hmmm. I’m assuming “trips” should be the end of that. Either way, intriguing.

Tim got caught with Renee.
Tim is the name of one of my brothers. Renee is my wife. No worries though. But an interesting coincidence.

“my brother” and “penis bigger than mine”
Someone’s a bit insecure (or jealous). Or both.

Shirt, wrinkle, seatbelt
Ah, a person after my own heart. There’s nothing worse than a freshly ironed shirt that gets wrinkled by those annoying seatbelts. Well, there are a few things worse. A lot even. But you know what I mean. I hope.

Bob Denver “smoker”
Go here if you want to relive my adventure with the “little buddy.”

I got nothin’ on you baby
Song lyric maybe? Beats me.

Trying threes
Ah, now this I know about.

Those are the highlights so far. A few interesting ones. It just can be intriguing, trying to figure out what these people were looking for, and how they actually got to me as a result. Some I understand, but for others, I have no clue.

And that’s what makes this fun.

What else? I got nothin’.


7 Comments on “So How Did You Get Here?”

  1. Stephanie says:

    This has nothing to do with your post above, but I wrote a poem:

    “Six and oh
    Only ten more to go
    If they keep this flow
    It’s off to the Superboh”

    You like?

  2. epickepper says:

    I loved seeing what searches brought up my blog, but then I got all worried about anonymity and turned off Google searches. I debate bringing them back just for the laughs.

  3. Chelle says:

    Pink. Socks. Must know. PLEASE. Pretty please with sugar on top will you tell us about the PINK SOCKS!

    😀

  4. Anna says:

    LOVE the search terms. Here’s a random sampling of mine today:

    male names that sound like funny phrases
    real baby pictures
    triplet pregnancy
    painted toenails
    bluetooth earpiece
    my dalmation rocks
    neonatal nasogastric tube
    mohair
    intubation in in newborn video
    mastitis rash

    Nice life I lead, eh?

  5. cdp says:

    Officially de-lurking! Thanks for stopping by. I found you through Molly, Clink, etc. My most recent favorite was someone googling “can a tortious have babies” to get to my blog. Answer: Yes! I have two.

    People are strange, no?

    SUCH the nice life you lead, Anna. Crack me up.

  6. JC says:

    Mike, did you mention the search term “that rash” you were telling me about? Or was it there and I didn’t see it?

  7. JenBun says:

    I don’t know if you are going to go back and read comments on a post from October, but I had to share… that first “search term” (Bobby, if you weren’t my son I’d hug you.) is from the TV show King of the Hill. Hank Hill says it to his son, Bobby.

    So, obviously you now know that I am the person who has to share the answer if I know it! 🙂 And I found you through Clink and Molly. And I went back to the beginning and read all the archives. Well, so far. More comments to come (on more recent posts), but here we are!


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