So How Did You Get Here?Posted: October 17, 2007
Loyal readers, it’s good to be back.
It’s even better to be back knowing that you were left in the capable hands of Clink, Michelle and Hallie while I was gone. I can’t thank them enough for stepping in and sharing some good stuff with you.
So, perhaps it was through one of the aforementioned that got you here to I Got Nothin. Or, perhaps you found me another way. Whatever it is, I’m glad you’re here. Really.
But, for this post, let’s take a look at how some other folks got here. These are actual search engine terms that led people to this blog:
Bobby, if you weren’t my son I’d hug you.
No idea what this could possibly even be. I think that’s why this search engine term thing is fun.
“So thirsty I could”
Could what? Tell me! I’m dying over here.
I want to sleep with my boss on business.
Hmmm. I’m assuming “trips” should be the end of that. Either way, intriguing.
Tim got caught with Renee.
Tim is the name of one of my brothers. Renee is my wife. No worries though. But an interesting coincidence.
“my brother” and “penis bigger than mine”
Someone’s a bit insecure (or jealous). Or both.
Shirt, wrinkle, seatbelt
Ah, a person after my own heart. There’s nothing worse than a freshly ironed shirt that gets wrinkled by those annoying seatbelts. Well, there are a few things worse. A lot even. But you know what I mean. I hope.
Bob Denver “smoker”
Go here if you want to relive my adventure with the “little buddy.”
I got nothin’ on you baby
Song lyric maybe? Beats me.
Ah, now this I know about.
Those are the highlights so far. A few interesting ones. It just can be intriguing, trying to figure out what these people were looking for, and how they actually got to me as a result. Some I understand, but for others, I have no clue.
And that’s what makes this fun.
What else? I got nothin’.