The Results

Well, kids, the votes are in.

It seems you’re really interested in three of the five stories.

So, in order, we’ll tackle:

• My life as a star
• My night with the homecoming queen, the cheerleader, the salutatorian and a former crush
• My trip to Italy to surprise my wife

The ticket scalping story registered one vote, so that will remain untold. And, shockingly (at least to me), the Bob Denver story registered zero votes. I know he’s dead, but we’re still talking about Gilligan, people. Oh well. I’m over it.

Thanks for your votes — and for your continued interest.

Coming Monday — my life as a star.

What else? I got nothin’.

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