Where Do You Sleep?Posted: December 1, 2006
Faithful readers, a question for you. Actually, a question for those of you who are in fact sharing a bed with a partner.
Where do you sleep?
No smart remarks like, “in a bed.”
The thing is this. Stand at the foot of the bed.
Using that perspective, I’m guessing 90 percent of the guys sleep on the right half of the bed and that women are sleeping on the left side.
First of all, am I right?
Secondly, what’s the deal? Is this weird?
Or is it just me?
Wait. Don’t answer that.
So, let’s hear it.
What else? I got nothin’.