Two More Thoughts

I’m always up for a quickie. So here goes:

I was crazy thirsty this afternoon. So, I coined a phrase. Think about it. If you are starving, you say, “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse.”

Well, if you’re thirsty, what do you say? See what I mean. There’s nothing.

Until now.

I know it’s horrible, but it’s what I came up with on the fly and I’m going to the copyright office on this one.

“I’m so thirsty I could empty a reservoir.”

Don’t like it? Give me your best effort.

NEWSFLASH — Britney is divorcing Kevin.

Her career sky rockets. His plummets.

And, Brit, I’m here if you need a shoulder to cry on. (I’m sorry, I’m a fan.)

What else? I got nothin.

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