Two More ThoughtsPosted: November 7, 2006
I’m always up for a quickie. So here goes:
I was crazy thirsty this afternoon. So, I coined a phrase. Think about it. If you are starving, you say, “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse.”
Well, if you’re thirsty, what do you say? See what I mean. There’s nothing.
I know it’s horrible, but it’s what I came up with on the fly and I’m going to the copyright office on this one.
“I’m so thirsty I could empty a reservoir.”
Don’t like it? Give me your best effort.
NEWSFLASH — Britney is divorcing Kevin.
Her career sky rockets. His plummets.
And, Brit, I’m here if you need a shoulder to cry on. (I’m sorry, I’m a fan.)
What else? I got nothin.